when you get really desperate for money and you email a bunch of craigslist sugar daddies about how you’re a cute young girl struggling to pay her bills, and one of them sends you his photo, and then the next week you get a job at a cafe and on your very first shift he comes in with his wife, and you hide in the back even though you’re not sure if he would recognize you with your glasses on. and he looks just like your uncle. he’s not your uncle though (that would be too much, even for tumblr oversharing).